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February 2011

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It's your year to play

I had lunch with my mom this weekend after not seeing her since December, I think? It was great. She saved my birthday horoscope for me, because, as she said, “I know you’re into this stuff now.”

It says:

“It’s your year to play. There is still work to do, but you approach it with levity and turn it into a game. You’ll be experimental with your talents in February, and you’ll strike on a new income source because of this. You’ll have a nurturing influence over someone and will help this person blossom in May. Leo and Libra people hold you in the highest esteem.”

Sure.

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“Being objectified doesn’t mean you actually get laid! Worst of all worlds: Catcalls but not cunnilingus. One million sadfaces.” —Thank you, Ann Friedman.
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“Dear Angela,
I know in the past I’ve caused you pain and I’m sorry. And I’ll always be sorry ‘till the day I die. And I hate this pen I’m holding because I should be holding you. I hate this paper under my hand because it isn’t you. I even hate this letter because it’s not the whole truth. Because the whole truth is so much more than a letter can even say. If you want to hate me, go ahead. If you want to burn this letter, do it. You could burn the whole world down; you could tell me to go to hell. I’d go, if you wanted me to. And I’d send you a letter from there.”
—Sincerely, Jordan Catalano (via youhadforgotten)
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Love The One You're With Isley Brothers

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!

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“I have a suspicion that the definition of ‘crazy’ in show business is a woman who keeps talking even after no one wants to fuck her anymore.” —

Tina Fey in The New Yorker. This is the line of the year so far, people. (via gq)

ugh, this piece was SO GOOD. it’s not often that things are this legitimately funny and sweet. and true.

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“She’s into stuff like old school Elvis Costello, she listens to obscure podcasts, she reads Dave Eggers. You know, she’s deep, man.” —

 John Tucker Must Die

#sickflix

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How Will I Know (Whitney Houston cover) Evan Dando
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“She’s salt of the earth.” —Mark Sobin on Rebecca Armendariz
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